Favourite Jacob quote

mine is 'clouds i can handle but i can't fight with an eclipse'

I have a list of favorite qoutes.

1.Life sucks and then you die. Yeah I should be so lucky.
2.I told him you were going to corrupt my youthful innocence.
3.I don't think a tank could take out that old monster.
4.So do you think we're a bunch of superstitious natives or what?
5.Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear.
6.Here's to responsibility. Twice a week.
7.I swear, they're like hall moniters gone bad.
8.Why are you apologizing for bleeding?
9.You really, honestly don't mind that I morph into a giant dog?
10.Vampires don't count as people.

There they are

I agree my fav Jacob quote is
"Like sucks and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky."

My favorite Jacob quote is
"Does my being half-naked bother you?"
no it definitely does not! <3

Yah I also agree with her...OMG that quote is so amazing...I don't ever bother that he is half-naked...OMG i love him so much...

#1 I'm an ugly flea bag
#2 Why don't you date within your own species...there's me (how dumb can he get he's so hypocritical!!!)
#3 *cough cough cough splutter cough* ...dead... THIS IS THE BEST QUOTE EVER, though it comes only from my happiest dreams, it's still pretty good.

why do u hve 2 b so negative!
My favs "Does my being half-naked bother you?" 2
Of course it doesnt!

Mine is actually
I didn't want to kill girls...even vampire girls.
Though I might make an exception for that blonde.

MsPiano wrote:why do u hve 2 b so negative!
My favs "Does my being half-naked bother you?" 2
Of course it doesnt!

ahem...why you ask...note the name fluffy...lol (im sorry but this is so funny to me...i can use the most childish insults and they dont even mean anything...oooooh sigh...this is wonderful)

What in gods name does note the name fluffy mean!

Shoot The Pooch wrote:#1 I'm an ugly flea bag
#2 Why don't you date within your own species...there's me (how dumb can he get he's so hypocritical!!!)
#3 *cough cough cough splutter cough* ...dead... THIS IS THE BEST QUOTE EVER, though it comes only from my happiest dreams, it's still pretty good.

Hmm.. I like your sense of passion against Jacob. There's just one problem, You insult Jacob, you insult me personally. I know the rules are against being rude, but I find your statement a little over the top. If Jacob is a Mongrel, then he is a mongrel. There is a problem with that though. If he becomes a mongrel, that term stops being hateful, and starts becoming a compliment. Do you really want to try to bash Jacob, causing every insulting word your feeble mind can bring about, to become a place of enjoyment?

Think before you try to bash. Otherwise, you can got to .... yes, the place you just thought. I would prefer not to state it and break some rules that your insolence has failed to read and comprehend. Good day sir, and enjoy life to the best of your extent. Though, I doubt you have one if you feel it meaningful and pleasurable to demeanor a fictional character in a fictional book.


Edit: MsPiano. He's trying to make the term "Fluffy" out to be an insult. Yes, most Lycans would burst into rage over being called "fluffy" but the problem is, he fails to comprehend that his insults mean nothing.

Lol, Shoot the pooch is always trying to start a fire somewhere in this forum. She/he did tell us they joined just to do that.

Hmm, going back to the topic...
My favourite quote would be "Who do you think I am, the Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Take mine. Take everything I have."
I found it so sad, you could tell it came right out of Jacob's heart.

The other one I love is "Until your heart stops beating, Bella, I'll be here fighting." How sweet!

Haha I like those quotes.
[Just see me as the fire Kindler, or if lucky enough, the fir extinguisher]

thnx Meister_Lycan for telin me what 'fluffy' means, i understand now, though i dont understand the context e was using. unfortunately one i got a bit out of hand and started sort of swearing at him because he was being a jerk 2 me, u c im only 13 and he's what? 18 or 19. yeah so.

I like how he does blond jokes 2 Rosalie all the time

haha yeah, I can see why you'd be easily angered about stuff 12-25 are the years that people get over defencive, and get offended [not easily perse] quicker. He's just... I dunno how to say this nicely.. er.. A jerk

exactly!
I also liked when he threw the bowl that she made for him at her head and she goes 'You.Got.Food.In.My.Hair' I was cracking up! he he

My most favorite quote is "Whose Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf" and my second fav, "I felt like – like I don’t know what. Like this wasn’t real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire’s wife to shack up and procreate. Nice."
and here are some more good ones.....
"Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard."
"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV. "
"Does my being half-naked bother you?"
"You can have me the way I am — bad behavior included — or not at all."
"Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week."
"Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good."
"I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence."
"So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn’t get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it’s the least you can do."
"As long as you like me the best. And you think I’m good-looking—sort of. I’m prepared to be annoyingly persistent. " Another top fav.
"You really, honestly don’t mind that I morph into a giant dog?"

They r some good 1's
but my fav would have 2 be the one i wrote above(I do NOT like rosalie, but of course i Jake so...)

I luved the blonde jokes he always said 2 rosalie aswell.8D

rotflmao!!! lol

"Who do you think I am, the Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Take mine. Take everything I have."
i agree that that is an awesome quote, you can feel the pain in it. one of my other favs is "why are you apologising for bleeding?
and shoot the poodle, stop making stupid inflammatory comments against jacob on a site that is created for jacob lovers. just because you feel some need to stir up trouble, for whatever stupid reasons you have, just remember that this only reflects on your obvious preference for edward, which is just idiot screaming fangirls hoping that even tho they are ugly that they can get laid by some gorgeous and perfect boy. they do not seem to accept that real people exist, and instead go on believing that there is a perfect vampire waiting to sweep them off their feet.

get a life

and "did you seriously just stamp your foot? i thought girls only did that on TV"