Favourite parts of Jacob Black

Read the two pages of writing and youll understand

Taylor is hot 2 go
H-O-T-T-O-G-O
Awooh, hot 2 go
Awooh, hot 2 go

I like his Character. It matches my own personality so well.
Yes, I am a male.

I LUV his character, no i dont love Meister Lycan (no offence ur probably a gr8 guy but u know). he he

XD!!! gud save MsPiano!!!*mutterin*...c if i dont kick ur ass rob...*mutterin*

i like ur mutterin, keep doin it!

uuuhhhh, ok !!!!



rob- u must think im hott
me-...no... i dnt
rob- cum on!!! im hawter dan taylor
me-... u did NOT just say dat ...were rite by a cliff i hope u kno dat...
rob- u wouldnt do dat, i dare u
me- u dare me??? r u sure
rob- yea, i dare u
me- ok

*i jump up, SMACK, ran straight in2 rob, grabed him n was headed 4 da cliff wen i felt some1 pull me in2 a hug*

me- wat da f... *look up n i c taylor*
taylor- dnt do dat... do it AFTER were done w/ dis twilight saga *he smiles hiz awesome smile*
me- ...ummm, ok ...
*me n taylor leave rob on da ground n we walk off 2gether*

FIN.

Luvsss iittttttt!!!!!!

sounds like the IDEAL day dream

hahaha

if it was Jake and ed i would be in Volterra in the middle of the day on St marcus day or watever and going to push him into the sun....

ur idea was AWESOME 2

thanx, i luv ur idea MsPiano!!! wanna hear another 1???

go ahead...

mmmm, ok

OMHJ!!! wat happened 2 rob!!!

rob- hey naomi
me- wat do U wat
rob- wat r u listenin 2 ??? *reachez 4 1 of my earbudz*
me- *grabz hiz hand n digz my nailz in2 hiz skin* WAT DA HELL DO U WANT???
rob- *yelpz in pain*

*i swing him by hiz arm n he smackz in2 a boulder*

rob- *grin* u really luv me dnt u???
me- WAT DID U JUST SAY???
rob- dat u really luv me n i luv u 2

*rob kisses me*
*i push him off n punch him*
*he cumez @ me again*

taylor- wat da hell r u doin rob???
rob- *pants* she luvz me
me- ARRRRGGGG!!!

*i grab rob n hitz hiz head against da boulder till hiz skull cracked open n hiz eyeballz flew outta dere socket*

taylor- ... THANK YOU!!!!
me- huh???

*taylor pullz me in2 a hug, n we walk off 2gether*

rob/ed freak fan- *gasp* wat happened 2 rob

*taylor winkz @ me n knockz da rob/ed freak fan out*

FIN.

hahahaaaaahaaaa, do u wanna hear another one?

yeah, sure, wateva (overall= YEAH!!!)

(based on a true story)
One day me and my Taylor/jake fan friends saw Rp and we ran towards him planning an ambush of the darkest kind and he must of thought we were some obsessed fans or somethin and so he tried to run across the road with his 5 bodyguards and Taylor was in a taxi and told the taxi driver to hit him, so he did. Then afterwards we got 2 hang out with taylor. Fin

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
funny!
that is a story i am so telling my friends!

rob actually did get hit by a taxi and but none of my friends are taylor/jake fans.

hahaha OMG!
he got hit by a TAXI!!! XD

and wats this whole ultimatium BS with kristen and Rob?????
BLEH
personally i think that her ex.....he's WORSE than RP!!!
jeez at least she hasn't picked Lautner (tho isn't taylor younger than her HAHAHA XD)
cos that means there's still a chance for meeeee
hahah jks
not likely to happen
but anyways a girl can dream

OH OH OH
I FINISHED MY EXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE WEEKS OF HOLIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

cn u write that a little betta, i culdnt read it. no offence intended

if u were talking to me....i edited it ...
hope it makes sense now

i was kinda rushing.
i have this verbal diarrhea (except on the comp of course ) where i have so much in my head that i want to get down on a piece of paper or type it up, that it gets all jumbled when being 'transferred' so that it can barely be understood

haha and typos are a regular for meeee.... >_<

wat do u mean her BF was worse than rob, hello? thats not possible!

taylor lautner is younger than her by 2 years(close enough) but RP is goin out with her and hes 4 years oder than her. and im like 3 1/2 years younger than taylor, and a gal can dream! but he definetely woudnt go out with me anyhow....

lol yer i meant that her ex BF looks worse than RP, but i don't kno attitude/personality wise yet
hahah he's like .... a year....maybe not even...? older than me (Y)x2!!! hahaha

i thought K and RP weren't going out...RP wanted thatand was givingK an ulitmaetum or something like that
lol idk. i don't really keep up with the goss. only when i'm waiting for the groceries and standing in line looking at the magazine headings do i look at the goss

same....except im the same with music...

hahaha when i go to the NEWSAGENCY, i usually look at Alternative Press (love that magazine)
but when it's grocery shopping? they only have the gossip magazines and usually grocery shopping is so boring for me... lol cos all i do is follow my rents around while they do the shopping! HAHA XD

My favorite part of Jacob is his eyes.
I love his sarcasam and the titles of his chapters in his section of breaking dawn and I love his hair long and short.I think he looks more grown up with short hair but with long hair he looks so cute. And I don't know about you guys but when he put Bella's scooter in her drive way for Charlie to find I found it both funny and mean!

i look at the goss and dvd's in there and stuff...

I his eyes. I his hair long and short and medium, but i liked how he put the bike in Bella's driveway, HELLO?! she sooo deserved it, running off with Alice 2 rescue the guy who left u practically dead fr 6 months and the guy who put u back 2gethr gets pretty much his broken....so sad, .